The Christmas aura will be all aglow   And the holiday cheer so freely will flow Lots of surprises for all are in store   Noel and Jingle Bells and presents galore! We'll have lots of fun just laughin' and eatin'   Just hope the casinos don't hand us a beatin' Doesn't matter 'cause we always have fun   Jackpot Party ... yea, that's the best one. A completely new unit for us to try out   I hope it's better than last year's dugout It's smaller than our favorite, 124   But at least there's no stairs ... we're on the ground floor. We'll have different beds so some will be bunkin'   our saving grace ... we all run on Dunkin' We'll have more room this year, thank God   So Stef's stuff won't be piled in a wad. Some will play golf and others will shop   and I've been known to simply eavesdrop A trip to the spa has so much appeal   But one thing's for sure ... we won't miss a meal. Deb and Cheryl will probably snore   It gets really loud and hard to ignore Nan will probably work out at Curves   Her new little body really gets on my nerves. We'll be off to Harrah's, our favorite place   To laugh at the creatures from far outer space Our usual nightcap, we'll laugh and play   with lezzes and wackos ... oh yea, and the gay We'll duke it out to make the decision   Go home or stay out ... that is the question Majority rules, whatever we say goes   I know for some of you, that really blows! We'll party and party well into the night   Maybe 'til the sun starts to shine warm and bright We may have breakfast before we head back   So we can sleep late and stay in the sack. We'll never know if Sue will stay out   Or go and get laid ... what's THAT all about? And if she does, one call will tell us   "Whatcha doin'?" No, we're not jealous. It can't be avoided, we'll all act the fools   Laughing our asses off there by the pool We'll have our Happy Hour and munch a bit   Now the room's close so we can go take a sh** So wrap up your goodies with ribbons and bows   As pretty as some of those fun Harrahs ho's I really look forward to seeing you all   'Cause I know, as usual, we'll all have a ball!